The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.