The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.