The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.