The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you blow up a dinosaur? With Dinomite.
What pollinated most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit? A humblebee
I strongly believe women are like fine wine. They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
Why was the null column condemned by the church? Because it didn't have any values.
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
They put all sorts of wild patterns on pants these days. Britches be crazy.
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
My great grandfather is a really spiritual person He’s dead.
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library? It tocked too much.
I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele, She was rolling in the jeep
I took British Airlines to court after losing my luggage. The judge threw it out because we had no case
What sort of chicken caught the sun? Tannedoori.
I enjoy self-deprecating humour a lot. I’m just not very good at it.