The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws. It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
What do you call perfume that doesn’t smell? Nonsense.
How does the German baker greet his customers ? Gluten Morgen
A man is checking in for a flight from Russia to America. Airport staff check his suitcase and see that he only has a bottle of vodka and a knife.They ask him: is this all your luggage?He replies: if I had something else, I would not go to America.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
I went to a concert for just 45 cents, it featured 50 Cent and Nickelback.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? His parents were in a jam.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'