The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.