The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.