The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
How do cats send message across the internet? They e-meow each other
What do Sharks have on their toast? Mermalaid.
A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
Breaking bad I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell
What do you call 10 cucumbers in line? Queuecumbers
My next joke is called heart disease. Statistically 2/3 of you won't get it.
A drug addict, a man taking a nap, and Donald Trump. What are a user, a snoozer, and a sore loser.
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom.