The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon. One of the men exclaims "a bacon tree! we're saved". However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets. It turns out that it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it
Why did the cat get fined? Because he was caught littering.
AskReddit is 16 years old next month ... Typical teenager, it has an answer for everything.
When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore. ... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.
I call my toilet the oval office.. It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.