The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It's been some time since I saw any good event What do you mean, Don't you wear a pair of eye-glasses So? Don't you see a SPECTACLE every day?
Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone. What kind of sicko does that to someone’s advent calendar?
What do you call a perfume for amphibians? A frogrance I just made this up. I hope you like it
A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies. And to his sons, he gives sunflowers
I played squash against my son. A wall might have been better.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
I fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up, it was gone and replaced with a shiny new silver dollar... Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy!
My dog just lazes around the house waiting for his next meal to be delivered. He's a Door Dash Hound
They've finally reached a Covid Stimulus deal! It includes a direct payment of $40 in Kohl's Cash that will be valid from January 3 - January 7, 2021.
Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas? It's super ape peeling.
A childhood classic my dad used to tell me: Q. Why was a frog flying?A. Because he ate a helium baloon.Q. Then why was a snake flying?A. Because it ate the flying frog.Q. Then why was the eagle flying?A. Because it has wings
Every time I drink food coloring, I dye a little on the inside.
I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning. The woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked." "Does it affect the price?" I said. "No, not at all." she replied. "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved.
Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city.. Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.