The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.

My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.

Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Can February March? No, but April May!

What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.

Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!

Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.

What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.

My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.