The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.

My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.

What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.

Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.

Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.

They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.

What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?