The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?