The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.