The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.