The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.