The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'