The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Arthur and Lancelot went to the inn and rented a room for 2 knights. Arthur slept in a king sized bed, Lancelot took the queen.
What do horses dress up as for Halloween? Night mares.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said, 'Happy...,' and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said, '...40-second birthday.' I was so proud.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Why should you never write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Why are goldfish the most dangerous animal? Because they live in a tank.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'