The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.