The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
A girl is at the doctor. The doctor is about to use the stethoscope and says "Big Breath" The girls says "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen"
If I swallow two pieces of string, they will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot.
My son asked me if I wanted him to lightly water my lawn. I said, “just dew it.”
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together?""How dare you", retorted the woman, "I'm not some cheap pickup!""Well then", said the tramp, "get the fuck out of my bed".
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?... He was a gluten for punishmentSorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.
What does an African neck beard mosquito say? M’laria