The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.