The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.