The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).