The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
New types of sliced loaf aren't invented, or discovered... They're bread.
Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..." "You'll need to have utensils taken out."
Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles? It happened to me once in a blue moon.
My stomach is flat. The L is silent. ..
I was talking to my physics teacher... Teacher: hey, do you know what salt lake city is?Me: yeahTeacher: cool, you know what den city is?Me: no?Teacher: oh, its mass over volume
There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?
What do you call a spider that has its left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side A daddy wrong legs
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on this after the break.
What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat? Wendy’s
What do you call a boat full of dentists? A tooth ferry