The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.