The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!