The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”