The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Two old men sat in a library and one asked the other have you read Marx? I think it comes from sitting on these wicker chairs for too long he replied
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless.
I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company It’s going to be called Au Nuts
What material should you avoid using because it will make clothing too light? fiber optics
My hot neighbor I was excited when my hot neighbor said she would bring me something special last night, it turned out she wanted to gift me models for earth and neptuneShe gave me blue balls and left
Which US state is the sneeziest? Mass-atchoo-setts
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
If karma was a currency, Reddit would be a capitalist society But I've figured out how to make reddit into a communist society.They just need to seize the memes of production.
A farmer walks in his kitchen with a duck under his arm... He looks at his wife and says "that's the pig I've been telling you about"For the wife to respond "Deer, that's a duck."The farmer cuts back "I was talking to the duck."
A brand new hubcap makes the best plate for eggs Benedict. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Where do college vampires like to shop? Forever