The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor. I told him, "you will be mist".
She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels
German tourist visits Poland Guy at the airport: Nationality?German dude: GermanGuy at the airport: Occupation?German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation.
What do you call an insane crocodile in Mexico? Locodrilo
Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool.
My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'