The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!