The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.