The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.