The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.