The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Can February March? No, but April May!
I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories... Makes scents...
The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
The ending of Game of Thrones makes sense, think about it. Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.
Did you hear about the fight at the witch's cafe? It was bruja brew brouhaha.
I was playing a zombie game, and sliced off a zombie’s left side. It scared my wife pretty bad. I assured her he’s all right.