The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.