The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!