The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What do houses wear? An address.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.