The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when you attach stew to a blimp? Soup rise!
I was really hesitant about going to Hiroshima for vacation but it was a blast!
What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs!A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
It is hard to find a good book They are all under cover
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
On holiday in Moscow, my mother told me told me to set an early alarm or I would have to rush. I told her not to worry because if I'm Russian, soviet.
What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle? An impasta!
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? "Hand eeeeeyeeeee......"
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why should you never mention the number 288? It's two gross.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'