The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.