The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied? After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
Two mosquitoes go on a date. The gentleman opens the door to the restaurant for the lady, and goes, “M’laria.”
Eric the Red's brother, Rudolf, was home gazing out his window. He says to his wife: Looks bad out there. Looks like rain."Rudolf's wife responds: "Are you sure dear?"Rudolf answers back: "Trust me. Rudolf the Red knows rain dear."
I was playing a zombie game, and sliced off a zombie’s left side. It scared my wife pretty bad. I assured her he’s all right.