The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.