The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.