The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.