The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.