The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don't think they'll fit me.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
What do houses wear? An address.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.