The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos. I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
Crop tops are very efficient. They don't let anything go to waist.
I told my girlfriend she'd get Sax lessons for her birthday Offended she asked: "Sex lessons? Isn't it good enough?"."Oh no honey, I meant the saxophone.So you can finally learn how to blow."
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will climb your leg and eat your nuts
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! I can do it with my eyes closed!
I noticed a man passed out drunk so I stopped to check he was breathing I can confirm he was breathing. I also checked his pockets and I can confirm he now has no money.