The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What is a samurai’s favorite type of cheese? Sharp cheddar
Why did Norway’s Navy have barcodes on all the ships? So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...
Have you tried John Wayne toilet paper? Well don’t.It’s rough, tough,and don’t take shit off of anybody!
Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ? Because attachments are forbidden.