The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.