The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.

What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'

What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'

Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“

I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'