The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.